In the spirit of March madness and in an effort to honor all sport fans, both human and non human, I introduce the first annual Fumbled Returns Mutt Madness Contest.
Actually, it is a really boring time for football and fantasy football fans everywhere and I was looking for a way to spice things up a bit.
So, without further delay, I introduce Fumbled Returns Mutt Madness!!!
1) Open to any sport or team or athlete of your choice.
2) Open to any type of Dog of your choice. Sorry, we are dog people no other pets allowed in contest.
3) Decorate your dog(s) in your favorite team or sport hero’s colors, logos, uniforms, or what ever you can think of. The end result should be to show both yours and your pets loyalty and passion and humor for the sport and the game.
These next ones should be obvious but I am going to include them anyway…
4) No permanent damage and or do not physically harm your pet in any way.
5) Tasteful entries only please, though I will be the judge as to what is tasteful or not, and I have been known to have my moments (slip ups in judgment). So if you have a
risqué risky idea (but not too much) go ahead and submit it.
Contest starts March 1st and ends March 29th.
Category winners will be announced March 30th.
Top Dog (Grand Prize Winner) will be announced March 31st.
Rookies: This is for puppies up till the age of 1 year. Because we all know that puppies have mega cute factor when young and may pose an unfair advantage to the older entries.
Veterans: Adult dogs over 1 year of age. Despite the fact that nearly all sports and contests are split between men and women, I am keeping this as one category. After all, we all know that both are equal… right?
Groupies: For entries of two or more pets.
Faux-Paws: (for photochop experts)Because, we all know that there always some athletes and contestants who are… “enhanced”.
Entries and Winner Determination:
Send all entries to email@example.com
Please include your pet(s) name and the category you wish to be entered in.
All approved entries will be posted on the Fumbled Returns Facebook Fan Page for everyone to view, comment and most importantly VOTE ON.
Each category will be a separate photo album on the fan page.
You can cast your vote by pressing the “like” button on the entries you like most.
You can vote for more than one entry but not multiple times for the same entry.
The winner of each category will receive a yet to be determined prize (probably some sort of sports chew toy). If there is a tie (as in two or more category entries have the same number of “like” votes) the tie breaker will be who has the most favorable comments. If there is still a tie, I get to pick.
A grand prize, Top Dog, winner will be chosen, by my wife and I, and receive a complimentary hand painted painting of the winner as interpreted by my lovely and talented wife.
You can see excellent examples of her work on Etsy.
She also runs a blog called Hope and Greyz.
So everyone get your thinking caps on, and get as creative as you can be, and dress up those wonderful pets of yours.
Spread the word to all your friends to try and get the most votes and may the best contestant win!
Check back as often as you wish to view new and updated entries!