Jul 092012
 

Professional Sports Returns To Kansas City: Kansas City hosts the MLB All Star Game Tuesday June 10, 2012.

  • Not since 1985 World Series has there been this much professional sports talent in Kansas City for any sport! Enjoy it while it lasts. . .

This Recession Will Last 7 years: According to latest research; when a recession is accompanied along with a financial crisis, it lasts – on average – as long as the preceding economic boom.

  • The good news, we are half way through the slump!

Get Paid For Just Showing Up: Phil Mickelson and Tiger Woods missed the cut at the Greenbrier Classic Golf Tournament this past weekend.

  • They still got paid $1 Million and $1.5 Million in “appearance fees” by the tournament sponsors. Not bad for playing 2 days of golf.
Jul 012012
 

Thanks to a rare weather phenomenon called a Derecho, Tiger Wood’s AT&T National at Congressional has been turned into a giant size Putt-Putt course and thrown the entire DC area off course.

Washington DC, and its surrounding areas, is still recovering and suffering from the sudden Friday Night Storm known as a Derecho.  It packed 70-80mph winds, lots of lightening, and caused untold amounts of damage.

From emergency services being taken out, to homes being destroyed, to all area hotels, restaurants, movie theaters and malls being overwhelmed by displaced homeowners and people seeking relief from their AC-less homes, it has been a weekend to remember and one many wish they could forget about.

From a ‘fumbled-returns’ perspective, I am sure area retail, entertainment and food service / hospitality establishments (at least the ones with power) are, for the most part having a record breaking weekend.

  • With no AC in many homes, all hotels are completely booked.
  • With no power in many homes, food is going bad and all restaurants are swamped with hungry customers.
  • With dead hand held games and smart phones, movie theaters are packed with entertainment craving and heat relief seeking patrons.

 

And, in an ironic twist of fate, the AT&T national obstacle course outside the ropes (where the crowds would normally be) was deemed to unsafe for the general public.

The ‘gallery’  area is exactly where all the crews were piling the ‘cleared’ debri from the fairways and greens made Saturday truly unfit for the tens of thousands of fans normally scheduled to attend.

I wonder how much money the PGA and Congressional lost as a result of this weather event?

At least they got the broadcast money with the networks. . .

Thankfully, this Derecho event did not happen on Saturday or Sunday when those tens of thousands of fans would have been left out in the open at the mercy of the storm and fate. . .

But Sunday is all set for good PGA action.  With many big names, including Tiger, bunched up on the leader board we are sure to see some exciting finishes.  And with the PGA is honoring canceled Saturday tickets, perhaps they can make some money back and get an all time attendance record by doubling the crowd size.

Little consolation in my opinion, but I am sure somebody will make that point on the air.

Gee, I’m actually glad we went Friday morning in the heat with a fraction of the weekend crowds in attendance.

As I look at the pictures of the golf course, I can’t help but think that it actually might be pretty cool if somebody tries to design a real golf course with some ‘natural’ but ‘x-style’ challenges.

What do you think?

Would it catch on?

Jun 302012
 

This week is the AT&T National PGA Golf Tournament. This week also had record heat with people, spectators and players, dropping left and right from the oppressive heat. How bad was it?

Friday set not only the heat record for the day here in Washington, but also the all time record for the entire month of June!

Thursday saw at least 5 – 6 people treated for heat exhaustion and Friday saw even more folks unable to finish the course. One golfer and two caddies had to stop and be treated for heat exhaustion.

How oppressive and hot was it?

104 degrees and 110 – 112 heat index.

That is crazy stupid heat!

Friday was, of course, the day I had chosen (weeks ago) to attend my first AT&T National PGA tournament.

Actually, I would like to think that I, my son and visiting nephew, we were only half crazy stupid fans. Knowing it was going to be oppressively hot, we headed out to Congressional Country Club at sunrise, found a nice shady spot by the picturesque 10th green and kept to the shade trees between fairways, greens and tees. We decided early on to NOT walk the course. Did not join the throngs of shouting “in the hole1″  fans following Tiger.  Which means we mostly sat, drank plenty of water, enjoyed the occasional breeze and nearly got hit at least four times by wayward drives.

It was a lot of fun!

Honestly, my nephew must be a ball magnet, that is the only way we could explain our uncanny luck of having random golf balls suddenly come crashing through the trees and or suddenly land 20 feet in front of us seemingly out of nowhere. But, none of them hit us, so I’m sorry to say – No Autographs were collected.

All in all we got to see a lot of big names play – like Tiger, Furyk, Choi, Day, Slocum – and we still got out of there by noon, before it really got too crazy stupid hot and oppressive. The noon time temperature was 97 with an index of 104.

All in all it was actually a whole lot of crazy stupid fun!

But wait! The crazy stupid stuff is not yet over! Today, Saturday, the PGA has canceled all access to the tournament for all spectators and volunteers. They are not even sure if they will have the players play today.  Of course many thousands of people are going to complain. Some because it is a day late and a dollar short. Others because they really wanted to go watch golf.

I am actually more in the camp of a day late and dollar short, even though we did go ourselves. Today is only forecast to be between 96 – 98 degrees. That’s nothing compared to yesterday!

But wait! There is even more!

In the announcement by the PGA said ALL Saturday Tickets will be honored on Sunday. That means the championship round! Saturday ticket holders get bargain basement access usually reserved for other high paying fans!  That means double the crowds, double the headache for all to enjoy. Oh and the weather forecast Sunday is EXACTLY like today, a pleasant and cool 97 degrees!

And I find this announcement particularly funny.  Double Tee Times and Tiger goes at 2:40.  So instead of starting in the morning when it really is cooler, they start in the middle of the afternoon and just so that all those “in the hole” shouting Tiger fans (who will not be there to watch) can tune in and what on TV.

Honestly,  and after witnessing this first hand, if you ever want to know where Tiger is, just listen for all those crazy stupid shouting fans following him all around the course.  It was fascinating to watch.  And it makes you feel for all the other players.  When we were there, Furyk and Day were in the group following Tiger.  They had hardly anybody following them.  And the amateurs and folks struggling to even make the cut, nobody – zilch.  Yet, as we found out, often well worth watching.

Yup more stupid crazy fun. But at least I will be watching it all take place from the comfort of my air conditioned home.

Jul 152011
 

Elin Nordegren!

 

Seth Meyers has hosted the ESPY awards two years in a row and seems to be firmly entrenched as the host of choice for these awards.

 

So, we can look forward to many more years and many more great one liners from him and the sports world.

I believe the Elin joke was from last year.  This year he took aim at perennial sports favorites Aaron Rogers and Brett Favre.

Congratulations to Aaron Rogers for winning the super bowl

He, final has gotten out from the shadow of Brett Favre

Which thanks to cell phone technology,

we learned is not as big a shadow as we originally thought.

 

There was a behind the scenes spot done on this years show appropriately titled Seriously Funny.

You can check out the video by clicking on the link above.

Apr 152010
 

Apparently there is yet another reason to play the Wii.

Wii Fit Injury Made Her A Sex Addict

A 24-year-old from Manchester, claims that a Wii Fit injury has turned her into a sex addict.

After falling from her Wii Fit board, Flowers reports that even minor vibrations–such as from a food processor, she says– “turns her on.” She was told by a doctor that she had suffered a damaged nerve that has provoked “persistent sexual arousal syndrome.” (It is a real condition, I checked…)

“It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm,” Flowers says, according to the Daily Star’s article “Nintendo Wii Made Me Nympho.”

Although Flowers’ injury isn’t one you see every day, doctors in the UK reported frequently treating patients for Wii-related injuries. According to the Fox News article, “up to ten people a week are being hospitalized with injuries caused by playing Nintendo Wii games.”

Hey, this might explain Tigers rehab…