Nov 092012
 
Standup Guy Shanahan is Pure Gold

Standup Guy attends my meeting

This is GOLD!  PURE GOLD!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG!

LOL!

 

These are just some of the responses I got from a meeting I had in my office the other day.  Yes, my meetings are always this awesome!  ;-)

 

Actually, these comments were the result of a guest appearance by a notable and well recognized figure on my desk.  He, and related stories about him, and links to my blog were what generated those wonderful comments.

 

So, on the heels of such great success, I thought I would re-share the posts.

 

Introducing the Return of the Standup Guys!

Tim Tebow and Mike Shanahan

Tim Hightower, Mike Shanahan and Rex Ryan

Happy Fun Strip Friday everyone!

 

Jun 062012
 

This off has had it fair share of drama, story-lines, and mega-trades / mega-drafts. Of course the cream of the story-line crop is the QB carousel of Peyton Manning and Tim Tebow.

This QB soap / cit-com sponsored by the NFL, Indianapolis Colts, Denver Broncos and N.Y. Jets has already produced countless headlines and it will continue to do so throughout the 2012 – 2013 season.

But until then, we can enjoy this awesome music video parody.

Mar 262012
 

Yes folks, let us all welcome the new reality TV show “The Real Quarterbacks of New York”.  After a couple false starts and leaked news / video clips the producers of this new show, the New York Jets, officially kick it off with a media news conference introducing their newest co-star; Tim Tebow.

The other co-star, Mark Sanchez, is no stranger to media attention and the glamour of the show and is firmly entrenched as the bumbling prima donna of the sitcom.  With his temper tantrums, and frequent off field activities with wine, women and song, he has a firm hold on the starting role; for now.

Tim Tebow brings a new world order of sorts with his own brand of ethics, on field and off field drama, and heroics.  In addition to his football talents and innate leadership talents, he is also known to dabble in the art of healing hands and exorcisms (of sorts). 

When Brian Dawkins missed playing time last season with a pinched nerve in his neck, he shared an encounter with Tebow that few were witness to.

“In our Bible study sessions, when my neck was pretty bad and I’m hurting, (Tebow), along with our chaplain and (Broncos director of player development), Jerry Butler, laid hands and prayed on me pretty good,” Dawkins told FOX Sports “They brought snot and tears to my eyes and all that type of good stuff with prayer.

Snot and tears to your eyes!

Now that is entertainment!

So now we have the start of a brand new Reality TV season with The Real Quarterbacks of New York” playing out in front of us on a daily basis. 

Mark Sanchez will continue to swing childish taunts to his teammates.  Tim Tebow will win them over with his natural healing and leadership talents.

Mark Sanchez will continue to swing in the nightclubs with his lady friends.  Tim Tebow will be seen swinging golf clubs with Trump on the golf course.

Tim Tebow will be moving in right next door to Mark in The Donald’s very own private community.

Yes folks, pull up a seat, get your tissues ready, pour yourself a drink and get ready to watch!  This guarantees to be a fun filled action packed season of “The Real Quarterbacks of New York”.

I wonder if Tim’s locker will be right next to Marks as well?

Mar 212012
 

When talent doesn’t work hard.

- Tim Notke

Except when the talent is Peyton Manning. . .

So it looks like the Tim Tebow Revival is firing up to hit the road. There is no question that Tim is a stand-up guy. A great leader and in the words of his former boss, the kind of person you want your daughter to marry.

His former boss is also perhaps the only person in Denver, or the country for that matter, to NOT do the Tebowing move.

“ I’ll Tebow when he wins us a championship”

  • you can add that to your never going to see that happen list.

Tebow revitalized a team, a season, a city and heck even a country. He also revitalized TV ratings and many a sport writers career.

So with this in mind, we can look to teams, perhaps in need of a QB but more importantly, in need of a revival.

The benefits of a revival include popularity (increased fan base), marketability, and most importantly, winning!

So, which teams had losing records, lousy TV ratings, and terrible fan attendance?  Lets rank them based on 2011 attendance records.

#23 Minnesota 3 – 13

Though in need of a revival and a new stadium, the Vikings seem to be content with the QB talent they have. Besides, they’ve done the QB revival tour more than once already and probably have had their fill.

#24 Buffalo 6 – 10 (with one Blackout)

They seem to have found a gem of a talented QB and need to build the team up more in other areas. I doubt they will sign up for the tour.

#25 Jacksonville 5 – 11

They seem to be the odds on favorite and who would blame them. Tebow’s backyard, an owner that needs to turn around his investment, not to mention try and win back some pissed off fans, and finally get out of the division and TV ratings basement. Oh yeah, and make some money to selling merchandise.

#26 Chicago 8 – 8

Nope, they have two good QB’s now. It’s not their fault their fans stink.

#27 Arizona 8 – 8

You know, if they really are sour on Kolb, and have remorse for losing out on the Peyton sweepstakes, then anything is possible. But look for Larry Fitzgerald to go postal if they do.

#28 Miami 6 – 10

They couldn’t sign him if they tried. In fact, I’m beginning to wonder if they can sign anybody.

#29 Oakland 8 – 8

Nope, sorry, Jason left because the team got a better QB.  Besides, can you see Tebow with this?

#30 Tampa Bay 4 – 12 (one Blackout)

Maybe, it is Florida after all, but I am not sold on them replacing the QB they’ve got already.

#31 St. Louis 2 – 14

You know, this might be a possibility if they were not so in favor of their current starting QB. They traded away their #2 pick to avoid a QB controversy. They are not about to trade right back into one.

#32 Cincinnati 9 – 7 (one Blackout)

I would actually think the other Ohio team (Cleveland) would be a better candidate but hey they ranked a whopping #18 in fan attendance. The Bungals also have managed to completely mortgage the farm and are drowning in debt because of the economy tanking.  They even sold a hospital to help pay the bills attributed to their stadium and local sports teams.  What better way to revitalize a franchise, a stadium and save the economy than by bringing in Tebow?

 

 

 

Feb 052012
 

First of all, I’d like to welcome some recent, as in new, followers, Ray Melendez and Michael Zosh. As far as I can tell, they both hail from the land of Giants, which is OK since that team is in the Super Bowl and we (the Redskins already beat them – Twice!). Oh and According To Jewels, but Jewels seems to be from Philadelphia (shudder). But hey, nobodies perfect. . . ;-)

So last week I predicted the following record breaking events for this super bowl.

1) Overtime
2) Longest Scoring Play (100+yards)
3) Biggest come from behind wind (10+ point deficit)

And since my prognosticator friend Sam already picked the Bradiots, and, more importantly – my wife and subsequent in laws, are also New Yorkers, I have no reservations picking the Giants. Only one slight problem. When I think of big sleazy come from behind victories, I think Brady. Not Eli. But hey, I’ve been wrong before.

So how about a final score?

Giants 26

Bradiots 23

And yes that is with an overtime win. Hey, it could happen.

Now, for the much anticipated final results of the “I Lost A Tim Tebow Tattoo Contest”

I meticulously went through all blog comments and likes on facebook to come up with a winner.

Both the wife’s designs, the first misspelled one and the spell check enabled one tied for second. Though, one person did suggest fixing the spelling.

And the winner, with a come from behind victory, is . . .

Thanks to everyone who voted!!!